Monday, July 19, 2010

World Cup' 2010..

[I have been an ardent soccer fan, and a player since my childhood. I truly find it a beautiful game. ]

After the 4 years of waiting, the world cup finally arrived, and before you knew it the month was over. :(

Yes, the World Cup is over. And just like any other, it has been an eventful one. A world cup is not without its moments and this one had many. Some come together and some fall apart.

Italy’s shock exit. France’s dressing room brawls and exit. England’s lackluster display and exit. Brazil’s exit [Yes, that one broke my heart]. Anelka sent home after a spat with the coach. I am pretty sure there are people in Africa, sticking needles into Suarez voodoo dolls. Group of Death. Portugal’s slaughter of the “other” Korea. Rooney’s outburst. Cristiano Ronaldo’s showboating and an unnamed baby. Messi’s sparkle of brilliance. Argentina versus Germany. Germany versus Spain. Kaka’s red Card. OctoPaul. Maradona’s theatrics. Magical midfield skills. Never seen before celebrations. And there were some new young stars. Referee Blunders. Amazing goals, even more amazing fighting spirit.  Vuvuzelas. Waka Waka.  And there were many more..! Check out Big Picture for some stunning snaps, which barely capture the euphoria of the month that’s gone by.

But the most important one, the Spanish Armada lifting the cup, and for the first time. They surely painted the town red.

Watching the televised final was indeed a special affair. I had a special first timer watching it 'with' me. 


I intend to watch the next one (2014) in Brazil. Some skeptics are raising questions about Brazil’s capability to host the soccer summit in 4 years time.  

[* On a separate note, hosting the soccer world cup is  not as easy as you might think. I think South Africa did a fabulous job of hosting it this time. Events like can go a long way to change peoples perception about Africa as a whole. {True, S.A. has always been  an African powerhouse, but compared to my last visit there, it has undergone a complete makeover to be able to host an event of this scale and magnitude}. They also staged a very successful edition of IPL-2, followed by T20 Cricket world Cup. More on this later! Also, is there something India could learn here, given we can’t seem to get ready for Commonwealth Games 2010? Fingers Crossed.]


But I intend to go nonetheless, would not miss it for the world. It’s my Woodstock!

And the wait begins,
A Brazil fan since ‘94

Sunday, July 11, 2010

The Politics of it all...

Brevity is overrated. In my world, it is indeed. I am such a sucker for details. Of course, being articulate is an enviable quality to posses. But sometimes those long verbose, unwieldy dialogues are much more revealing than short, succinct responses.


[Don’t get me wrong, I am not asking you trade in lively, incisive discussions for boring speeches, like the ones that some of our politicians make!]

Speaking of which, I watched Rajneeti the other day. Although the movie was not about what I had thought it would be, I came out feeling good. Ranbir Kapoor’s dark side, scheming yet restrained, was definitely something which kept me engrossed. {On a tangential note his character reminded me of how we continuously think how a ‘clean’ man can’t enter and survive mainstream ‘politics’. You have to sell your sell your soul and cross over to the dark side.} Nana Patekar was his usual brilliant self, and it would have been so amazing to have him and Naseeruddin Shah in the same frame. But it was not to be. Manoj Bajpai has always been a draw for me, ever since his Satya days. The movie is largely about dynastic politics and the in-fighting in a powerful family which holds the state ransom to its whims and fancies. While the cast gives the movie much needed impetus, it failed to impress me much. It could have been so much better. The dialogues were uncannily weak and subdued. While this one-time watch is not a complete down, but with contextual similarities to Mahabharata and Godfather, I expected much more from Prakash Jha. Enough said, since my cinematic reviewing skills are very, very limited at best I would encourage Jabberwock’s review of the movie. Brilliant.

On a separate note, the opposition parties called for a nationwide “bandh” on Monday against price rise. They were supposedly doing it only for the common man, the daily wage earner. The spiraling costs due to inflation have hit most sections of the Indian society. The issue warrants concern and should surely be dealt with urgency, but a nationwide bandh?? Grr…. What does that achieve?

[I do not have any political leanings, and no favorites to speak of. But a deep interest in observing our elected representatives compels me to give in to the following rant]

The BJP top brass (Party president Mr. Gadkari, senior leaders like Mr. Jaitley, Rajnath Singh and several others) came out to the streets in protest. Some political leaders courted arrested, while others were more like strategic generals who only cracked the whip from their comfort zones. Sharad Yadav was quick to declare the bandh representative of the people’s verdict on the issue. Mr. Chandrababu Naidu warned of increased agitation if their demands were not met. Mrs. Karat, was quick to declare, and repeatedly asserted later, the CPI (M) was not joining hands with the BJP, and the issue was not a political one but one where people had come out to protest against the unilateral decision making of the government. She seemed extremely concerned with people doubting CPI(M)’s ideological purity since they choose to align with their sworn enemies, BJP. The CPI (M) and other Left parties do not suffer from vacillations and compromises to which the Congress was prone, she claimed in one televised interview.

The Bandh was successful, declared all the parties in unison. But was it? Did people down shutters because they are in agreement with the opposition’s decisions or was it because they feared physical harassment and damage to their properties/shops?

As expected, congress was also extremely quick in terming the bandh a nuisance. It went as far as to call the bandh anti-people and accused the opposition of being irresponsible. Our Finance Minister, Pranab Da, urged the people to look beyond “the cheap and opportunistic politics at the cost of the nation.” He also ruled  out a re-visit to his decision to de-regulate the fuel prices.

Sigh.

Personally, my irritation began on Friday itself. When I was writing an email to my US counterparts to inform them that the Indian office would be shut due to a nationwide Bandh, I was kind of ashamed.

[I almost typed in that we too were celebrating the American Independence day!]

In this day and age, it is almost preposterous. It just did not make sense. I get it that people want to protest against certain policies of the government and it is their fundamental right to do so. BUT, it is my fundamental right to NOT be a part of it. I am pretty sure the constitution states that the right to expression should be carried out peacefully. Why enforce the bandh? It will only make me question the validity of such a bandh. Who actually went out and protested? Was it the common man or a bunch of for-hire gundas, or simply misguided party workers? How is burning of 100 buses, interrupting rail and air traffic and disrupting public life of any benefit to the common man? Why did the leaders of the opposition fail to engage the government in a meaningful dialogue over the price rise issue in the regular parliament sessions? Oh wait, they can’t do that. They are to busy interrupting the proceedings, hurling chappals, calling names and staging walk-outs. Are the opposition parties simply there to oppose anything the government (or a particular party in power) says? School and college goers rejoiced as most schools remained shut. Working professionals could not care less as long as they got an extended weekend to enjoy the World Cup madness.

I know of a particular instance, wherein a company {which without being named is part of one of the most trusted and respected industrial groups in India} which was working despite the bandh being announced, was arm twisted into shutting down. A group of hooligans entered the official premises & went from floor to floor, terrorizing the employees till the senior management rued their earlier decision to remain open. Banking operations were disrupted in several states. The daily wage laborers, who this bandh was supposed to protect, lost a day’s wage. Most of us will have to work an extra Saturday in lieu of the forced holiday on Monday. I still remember a particular snap in one of the newspapers, where a bride looked very sullen, as most of the guests could not show up for her wedding. This was supposed to be the happiest day of her life.

These so called elected representatives, messiahs of the comman man, are hardly common men and women. What is common about them? They are in most cases elitist, power drunk and very rich. Are they willing to give up the free fuel, electricity, water and other perks like chauffeured transport, armored security and residences in plush locales? I do not find them stranded in traffic? Neither is any one of them by my side when police turn to harassing general public and refuse to register FIRs.

In all this chaos, few things did not quite catch the limelight. It was originally BJP, who had proposed the de-regulation of fuel prices. Of course, they will plead higher inflation. But our Oil companies have been running into heavy losses, financial prudence dictates that we allow the free market to take over. In every country tax cess on fuel is a variable component of the total fuel price. In US it is 19% of the price, in Japan it is 43%. In India it is 39%. That is steep and while I could definitely use a little deflation, is the correct answer to give in and continue with subsidies? Do subsidies doled out really help? They are designed to help the poor(er) people. But the fact is the benefits of cheaper fuel do not necessarily percolate down to the very poor. The same benefits are enjoyed by people riding a 2 wheeler bajaj scooter as well as the young couple driving in their new Mercedes. While I am not sure if subsidies should be done away with, we should definitely revisit them if and evaluate if they actually achieve their purpose. Is there not a better solution to this problem?

Another thing which emerged, which I did not know of is that the bandh was noticeably worse in the states ruled by the opposition parties. Life was disturbed to a lesser extent in Cong ruled states.

[Is it that people in Cong ruled states do not mind the hike in fuel prices or do you sense something else here?]

Apparently, Congress had proposed to all state governments to reduce the sales tax from the current highs to offset the fuel price hikes. And now to anybody that would be a sensible move, right? After all, all the politicians are concerned about is the strain on our purse strings. And any relief, howsoever little, is going to help. But most of the states ruled by opposition parties declined. Why? Because sales tax collected goes to state ministry coffers as opposed to the central government. Sheesh! My mind is boggling at this point. And I am not sure if I can continue to draw any rational conclusions anymore.

Are these the people we have elected? Do we really have a choice? What kind of message are we sending to the other countries? Is India truly ready for prime-time as everyone believes? I wonder. Regardless, I will always remember that on July 5th India was held hostage by the very custodians of our democratic rights.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Joel's in a soup... no make that a Spicy Indian curry!

Joel Stein caused nothing short of an internet tidal wave, when T.I.M.E. ran his article, My own Private India. Rarely have I seen an article cause so much acrimony on the web. Facebookdom, Twitterverse and blogosphere erupted with reactions and counter-reactions. I am pretty sure there is a reaction out there echoing your thoughts on the subject, no matter what they are. Kal penn reacted, & so did Sandip roy as well as the Geat Bong. Personally, I re-read the article a week later yesterday and I did not think much of it.


In my several discussions about it, I liked the reaction that came from madame pixiedust.


The sheer amount of attention that Joel Stein’s article is getting is what really disturbs me, and not really the “humor” that he seemed to be projecting in his piece. It was an ostensibly funny article that makes superficial and unimaginative digs at the brown folks taking over Edison, an apparent nostalgic piece of how his hometown was metamorphosing before his own eyes. However, the irreverence of the article is what exactly it deserves to get.



Unfortunately, a lot of humor involves attacking stereotypes – digs at Americans are a case in point. But I am not sure what constitutes crossing a line? Do you not make any such digs at all? Or you do and then issue a footnote explaining the why, how, when of it? Do you only make racist jokes in an explicitly comedic environment (as our beloved stand-up comedians do) to ensure that they are not taken seriously? Or do you also make a joke about yourself to ensure a safety net – after all he who can laugh at himself can laugh at anything right? It is difficult to ascertain such complexities given jokes are often funny when they are being directed at issues that come with some tension, ideas that some people take just too seriously. To a certain extent I concur, that the person making the joke should be mindful of his audience and the climate before cracking something irreverent about something that could be sensitive. But in general, when you are broadcasting a joke, it is difficult to control this. Really, opening your mouth to spew out humor is always risky. Because you are more often than not targeting a topic that could be very serious to someone, anyone else.


In light of this, we probably need to react contextually. Especially for an article like the one that Stein wrote only because it accomplishes nothing. It is neither nostalgic, nor funny, nor imaginative. Nothing that he says has not been said before. Am I the only one who thinks that this article does not deserve the attention it is getting?



+1.

All I want to say is T.I.M.E. should have probably seen this coming.

Sunday, July 04, 2010

Apple (iPhone4) versus Google (nexus One)

Just when you thought Apple could hardly do anything wrong after successfully overtaking Microsoft, as the world’s biggest software company, the by now well publicized iPhone4 fiasco antennae problem exploded. While the die-hard apple fan boys /girls remain devout to Steve Jobs and Co., this could be the foot in the door that Google has been looking for its Nexus One phone. Not that it needs an incident like this but things like this and this hurt... The Nexus One has some amazing specs, and is lighting fast given the release of the new Android OS 2.2. Recently I picked up a Nexus One for a friend and have subsequently been playing with it, and I might just give into it. It’s pretty neat, and Google have definitely added nice finishing touches to the phone. The android app marketplace also seems to be doing really well and has definitely come a long way. Hmmm… The battle for the best smart phone on the market seems to be taking on new hues as Google recently announced that they would cease their online-purchase-only policy for the Nexus One and retail it directly in stores, and Verisign announcing that they would get to retail the iPhone as well..! Let’s wait..

The longest match in Tennis history..

.. was played at this year’s Wimbeldon between John Isner and Nicholas Mahut. An epic battle which lasted little over than 11 hours. The match also saw a total of 216 aces , a scoreboard failure and finished with a score-line of 6–4, 3–6, 6–7(9–7), 7–6(7–3), 70–68. Phew! It does not matter who won the match, but for those who missed it, would you catch a replay? :)


Update: Someone pointed me to this. This is what you might experience when watching a replay of the day's event!

Monday, November 24, 2008

(Most) Wanted!

I love Angelina Jolie (So does more than half* of the world’s population; * - yes she has some female fans as well).

Well, like an Angelina fan I watched Wanted.

I do not know what to say. Action Fantasy. Action Pornography.

High Octane “over the top” Car moves.Flying Assasins.Bending Bullets.Inter-Continental Ballistic Snipers.

This movie has it ALL. And I can’t describe it.

For all those who make fun of / like Rajni movies, this is the movie they have been waiting for. This is going to make a (dis)believer out of you. I think Newton is turning in his grave right now.

Teaser:



Spoiler

Must watch: Angelina’s last scene

P.S: no no, It was not good, but you must watch at least once. Lighten up, please do not watch for the story, acting, OST or anything else. Just tune off. This is sexy A(ngelina, errr scratch that)ction!

KA-05 DL:12440/87

It was a morning like all others. I was running late for work. So I walked briskly down the street from where my house. It is a small street. There is a Shiva temple at one end of it, surrounded by a small marketplace, which is continuously teeming with people getting along with their day.

I needed to find an Auto rickshaw (and autowallah) ready to take me on as a fare. I have to say, I am building some serious reputation with these guys. They know I take a ride to the same place every day. They also know that I am quite a stickler for these guys overcharging me. Yet, everyday they try to rip me off. Rigged meters. One and half fare. Change problems. It would be fair to say my love-hate relationship with them goes a little way back. Love you ask? Well, I need them to get around.

“Boss, JP Nagar?”
“No Boss”

He (autowallah) is a regular, he will not accept me as a fare.

Unfazed (like I am usually), I move on. I see one more auto standing.

“JP Nagar, 4 th Phase?”

Slight nod of the head.

I get in, and slip the new HBR issue out of my backpack.

[Since the traffic moves so slow in Bangalore, I have decided to make use of the gift of the time, everyday]

I have barely read few lines,

“I don’t normally take in North Indians for a fare. They are quite miserly and fight a lot”

1. The above sentence is a verbatim quote.
2. Consequentially, you can see it was spoken in English.
3. I was just accused of being a miserly North Indian (Woody Allen Jew jokes anyone?)

Well, apparently I was taken in because I was recognized from an earlier trip, 9 months ago! (Memory on steroids?)

The driver was a MR. Ranganath (as per the DL information)

What followed was a most interesting conversation. I was surprised primarily by his fluent English. And then by his awareness of things around him. Sample this:

“Kumaraswamy is a farmer, at least SM Krishna, is an Oxford graduate, India needs educated representatives for the democracy to fulfill its purpose”

[At this point I kept the HBR back in the bag]

“Bangalore has almost 30 lakh vehicles, Delhi has 50. But Bangalore will implode.”
“Why are Indian politicos creating communal rifts?”

He also offered me insight into how auto meters are rigged.

[Did you know: you can make the meter go fast, just by using a smaller tire (~smaller circumference), or by deflating it a bit (reducing air pressure)]

Imagine my surprise when he told me that he has a son working in IBM as a Software engineer, his wife works in a bank, and he himself used to work in ITIL ltd. He took VRS (Voluntary Retirement Scheme)

We talked some-more, and soon it was time for me to go.
“50.00”

His meter was absolutely correct!

As I handed him the money, he asked me which “company I work for and if my job was at stake due to currently prevailing economic turmoil”.

[punch me in the face someone]

I walked up to my office. Happy. Amused.
It was a morning like all others. And yet it was not.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Biased Indian State

E: This is a biased state sheltering terrorists. Look what they are doing to churches in Mangalore.
B: You can’t equate terrorism to this.
E: And why not?
I sat (not so quietly) as the argument got heated up and touched several new fronts, digressed and finally died down over a sumptuous brunch.
* B and E are dating. And yes you guessed it, B is a ‘Hindu’ and E is a…. well yes, ‘Christian’.
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B: Man, that guy looks like a T******** (on seeing a man driving a car wearing a Arab Keffiyah head gear)
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A: Why is this happening? I am scared for my family. This is so unfair to the rest of us.
(He is a dear ‘Muslim’ friend of mine for the last 8 years, He called in, disturbed, after he read somewhere in Yahoo forums where someone wrote, if the terror strikes go on, “Godhra to hona hi hain”)
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It’s a topic very close to my heart. And something I feel strongly about at several levels. We live in an increasingly fragmented society. The bias towards certain people/sections of the society is almost inherent and subconscious. As you stand judging people according to the facial hair growth and skull caps, it will almost take you by surprise. Why should you judge?
Today, the Indian state is a mere shadow of its former secular self. I always used to think that India had done a remarkable job surviving given its inherent diversity and the problems that come up with it. This belief was based on the fact that India is surrounded with nation sates which are on the verge of imploding because of civil unrest (Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Nepal, Maynamar, Bangladesh etc.). This thought also had its roots in the fact that while certain subsections of the Indian society might be prejudiced, Indian Netaji(s) were at large was secular due to fear of being labeled communal by the extremely large cross section of society. In this age of vote bank politics, you can’t afford to lose votes. Sadly that argument has turned on its head, and communal politics is bringing in more voters than ever before. Today our society is a more fragmented and fractured than ever before.
Why? Recently publicly available facts show that the police are extremely quick on identifying “masterminds” and suspects they just happen to ‘encounter’. Attacks on the Christian Churches are extremely shameful, and what makes it worse is there is no public apology from the State or any convincing action taken to stem these shameful acts. It all is fairly reminiscent of the state sponsored carnage in Godhra. Although, the Nanavati Commission, gave a clean chit to Mr. Modi, the entire episode reeks of state sponsored communal riots.
Am I being cynical? No. The State has displayed its bias time and again by letting Bajrang Dal run amok with its moral police agenda. This right wing outfit is an offshoot of RSS, and believes that our State is soft and reluctant to come down hard on “terrorists” and “anti-national” elements.

Swapan Dasgupta, a journalist and BJP ideologue,

Rioters cannot be equated to terrorists ….. The Indian State is not a neutral state and has multiple levels of biases; it is also not an efficient state and a source of harassment for all its citizens, regardless of caste and creed.


Huh? Really? Are we extremely myopic in our view of Bajrang Dal activities? I don’t remember much media coverage on a certain blast in Kanpur, in which 2 Bajrang Dal sevaks blew themselves up while making grenades? Or a certain terrorist network of Hindu extremists in Maharashtra planning to target mosques while pretending to be Muslims?
Media is definitely responsible and has been callous in its portrayal of the story thus far. There is extremely unbalanced coverage. And that is why an increasingly large section of the society feels alienated and views state as biased. Media should play a leading role to bring politicians who harbor outfits like Bajrang Dal / SIMI to book. Also people in power who disseminate information based on their personal prejudices should instantly be asked to step down.
Do not get me wrong. I am not supporting anyone here. While I am equally against all terrorist strikes in which innocent civilians suffer. But this post is not about that. I am increasingly disturbed by the perception which calls for all terrorists being labeled as Muslims. All Muslims are not terrorists. A terrorist has NO religious leaning. It’s more of an extremist outlook which is not perpetuated by any religion. And that is why, I will not shy away of equating Bajrang Dal as a terrorist outfit. Yes, planting bombs does not probably measure up to riots is what you will say. India has suffered long and hard at the hands of these outfits and their guerrilla tactics. But what we certainly do not need is communal unrest within the country. If left unchecked we could seriously implode under the weight of our religious biases. Regardless of how things play out (fingers crossed), India’s secular credentials have definitely taken a serious hit!

P.S : A special thanks to Madame Pixiedust, for the numerous enlightening discussions on the subject matter. They definitely helped. : )